I know where I’m moving.

I know where I’m retiring to. San Luis,CO,where Jesus Christ dressed up as Elvis is going to come up from Hell,hand me a gun and the keys to an Enron-fuel powered diesel Caterpillar 330C Forest Machine of Equal Justice with 79658 lb/ft of Swing Truth Torque.

I’m going to inject West Texas Intermediate into Lou Pai’s eye socket till it bursts with exchange-traded petrol funds.