The Lambs of Abortion! Live! Tonight! Finally!

The Lambs of Abortion debut show… maybe our only show. Maybe lead guitarist Stetson McWinchester finally kills his arch-singer Mr. Oppenheimer. Or we’ll be arrested for concealed weapons. Bar brawling. Harassing Mark Belling from the stage. Filling our bass drum with cocaine. Exposing ourselves. Exposing others. Burning the American Flag. Burning the Iraqi flag. Burning YOUR fucking flag. Fucking everyone. Fucking sisters with little to no mercy. Starting religions,ending others. Dooming everyone to their own ends at the bottom of broken beer bottles for no reason other than to celebrate the Death of Fun! Yar!

Fuck you! And see you tonight!